Crazy Bread's Newly Found Archrival

Apparently, there is some "Toast King" out there. Crazy Bread is not in any way to be affiliated with this silly king. The Toast King in itself somewhat of a plot problem, seeing how bread is to human as toast is to corpse. So, in essence, the Toast King is a zombie.

Just remember that Crazy Bread is not an imposter, and is not Toast King.

Crazy Bread's Blog

This is Crazy Bread, but you can call Crazy Bread "The Mighty and Supreme Surpassing All Past Present And Future Ultimate Dictator-Monarch-King Whom All Must Bow Down To, The Super Distinguished And Most High, His Crustliness, the Lord of Pointlessly Long Titles; Sir Prof. Crazy Bread IV, Esquire". Crazy Bread's interests include:
BOLD FONT
CAPS LOCK
RULING WITH AN IRON FIST
BEING BOWED DOWN TO
TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON

Crazy Bread is the Supreme Dictator of a rather powerful country, which can be read about here: http://www.nationstates.net/crazy_bread/

Please remember that Crazy Bread is THE CRAZIEST man or loaf, living or deceased, the latter of which will never be able to happen to your all-powerful leader, Crazy Bread.

Due to a dramatic population increase (and the incredibly mouth-watering goodness of some french toast Crazy Bread just consumed), Crazy Bread is now encouraging the consumption of bread and all bread-products. If you consider this "cannibalism", what do you think was in that hot dog you just ate?


Please show your support for Crazy Bread by commenting on this blog with all your compliments, questions, and bread-related puns.